Angus Donald
Win a trip to the Ice Hotel in Lapland
USP The idea of floating in salty mineral water, so
concentrated that your body is completely supported, and you are, in effect,
weightless, has appealed since I read about the Dead Sea as a boy. With news
that the Dead Sea has shrunk by a third in the past 50 years, I thought I’d
probably missed my chance for ever and then I was invited to the Kalmora Spa
in Goudhurst, Kent, to try out what they describe as the world’s first
hydroflotation therapy pool, to which is added their trademark
salt-and-mineral concoction – imported from the Dead Sea. I was delighted:
I’d be getting all the pleasures of a long, floaty soak - and with none of
the risks of getting caught up in the next Middle Eastern crisis. The
Kalmora’s Dead Sea salt baths, which contain, as well as regular salt,
bromide and magnesium, are said to be particularly good for skin complaints
such as eczema and psoriasisis but it was the experience of watery
weightlessness that I was intrigued by: a chance to completely unwind, ease
aching muscles and let my mind drift away.
AMBIENCE The spa is small, only half a dozen rooms, done-up
in a New Agey style – slooshy music, silk flowers, random piles of polished
pebbles -- very clean, intimate but not that easy to find, tucked away, as
it is, on a back road in darkest Kent, a couple of miles outside the
olde-worlde village of Goudhurst. But to my mind it’s relative reclusiveness
is a plus. On the morning I visited I was the only guest: and so much the
better. I don’t particularly enjoy bumping into people in a state of partial
undress and I was able to receive the undivided attention of the charming
20-year-old Emma Mason, the
manager-cum-receptionist-cum-bath-attendant-cum-masseuse.
EXPERIENCE After a shower, I stepped into the blood-warm
hydroflotation tank – basically, a foot-and-a-half deep bath about three
times the normal size – turned off the lights and lay flat on my back,
bobbing gently in the pitch blackness. Warning: don’t let the water get in
your eyes; it hurts like sin. And it tastes disgusting. Apart from that it
was delightful, so relaxing I thought I might fall asleep, gently lapped and
completely supported by the warm salty water. My mind travelled and time
telescoped on itself – I was in the bath for nearly an hour. I had worried
about being bored, but the experience felt as if it had lasted a mere ten
minutes. After the hydroflotation, I took a steam bath, a satisfyingly
sweaty detox, sluiced off in the shower and then took a “dry float” –
lolling on fluffy towels on a big waterbed - for ten minutes until Emma
called me through for my deep-tissue Japanese massage. For an hour, using a
variety of fragrant unguents, including a delicious smelling coconut and
grapefruit oil, Emma gave me a wonderful massage using Shiatsu pressure
points to unlock areas of particular muscle tension. Afterwards, I felt
fantastic – relaxed, refreshed and ready to face the world again.
FOOD I didn’t eat there but Emma told me that as part of some
of the packages at Kalmora, a healthy lunch is included: with salads,
sandwiches, and fresh fruit juices on offer.
IN CROWD I was the only one there on the day I went but
Kalmora welcomes many businessmen and women on their own as well as couples.
The therapy rooms are equipped with twin massage beds so that twosomes -
mothers and daughters, husbands and wives - can chat lazily and be pampered
at the same time.
WALLET WATCH Not cheap, but not too bad either: a 60-minute
hydroflotation therapy session costs £45; a 60-minute relax and restore
massage: £55; an eyelash tint is £10. A five-hour package of six treatments,
including a light lunch, costs £156.
NEED TO KNOW Kalmora Spa, Winchet Hill, Goudhurst, Kent
(01580 212953; www.kalmoraspa.com).
The Kalmora Spa Group also has spas in Birmingham; Plymouth, Ipswich and
Chester, email info@kalmoraspa.com for more details.
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